Notes To My Future Husband

A BITCH'S GUIDE TO HAPPILY EVER AFTER

February 26, 2011 with 323 notes

Backrubs or Blowjob

I’m ridiculously good at both, but you can only pick one. Sorry, dude. You can’t have it all on the same day. That’s too much transcendent pleasure for one man to handle. I’ll spoil you, but I won’t spoil you rotten.

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    Both. Totes! Then after the backrub, another round of blowjobs for everyone!
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    I mean, as long as he reciprocates the pleasure, what’s so wrong with giving both?
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    haha…this is my future.
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